It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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