Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I love you. Go after that dick
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He did a backflip because drugs
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Randomize
