u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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