I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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