Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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