FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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