She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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