The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Randomize