I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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