Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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