Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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