You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
