I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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