we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
