how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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