He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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