STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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