areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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