i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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