I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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