Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
wow bdsm is so cute
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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