I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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