I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
