Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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