i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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