Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Randomize
