That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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