I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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