i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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