Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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