Slut skills are useful in every country.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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