I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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