There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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