separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Dicks are not precious.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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