I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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