Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
so let's talk penis.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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