Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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