i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
The adults are the big ones right?
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