I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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