"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
handjob tips. give me some.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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