and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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