I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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