i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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