Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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