I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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