I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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