I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Why can't burritos get me drunk
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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