I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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