Just fell off a train. Bad.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
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