no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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