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(708): View more from Illinois

I'm lost and stupid without you.

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(650): View more from California

the ice cream truck is coming omgomg

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dude, it's 2 am.

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but its COMING

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(785): View more from Kansas

Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.

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(765): View more from Indiana

my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.

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(440): View more from Ohio

"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...

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She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience

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