nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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