some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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