U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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