Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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