if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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