Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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