no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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